Shakespeare's life and plays

"TO BE OR NOT TO BE,THAT IS THE QUESTION." Nobody listens to this stuff anymore, shakespeare is dead and his plays and fansy-schmansy talk is dying too. It would seem that way but there are still people out there who still hold true to old traditions like that, me being one of them. Even though his plays are long and rather boring, the story line, plot and theme are interesting, also I am a bit of a poet myself so Ican kind of connect with some of the poems in his plays. As for where he lived, that's another story, I think this is the long and boring part of the story of Shakespeare. He was born in a quiet little town by a river. His dad was mayor and all of his family was illiterate,blahh blahh blahh.